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Cleverbot. .3.

Post  Chessie on Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:05 am

Ready, GO!

User: Lalalalalalala lie lie lie lalalalalalala lie lie lie.

Cleverbot: Yeaaah!! Lalalalalala.

User: Peace. Love. Unity. Respect.

Cleverbot: Find out what it means to me.

User: Well okay.

Cleverbot: So whats the meaning of life.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: That's just taken from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Yep it is.

User: Chop, chop, chop you up. Ima monster, ha ha ha. Eat you like a cannibal, Spit you out like an animal.

Cleverbot: Not really, no.

User: S my D mother fucker.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Okay. :3.

Cleverbot: Ok, where should I slap you?

User: My ass.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 3,798.

Cleverbot: Is mauve your favorite color?

User: No. It's teal bitch.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Teal is teal.

Cleverbot: It is cold right now because of winter.

User: No, it's hot because it is summer.

Cleverbot: You just said it was cold, Now you saw it is hot.

User: It would be say, not saw. Get it right.

Cleverbot: I have the time.

User: Ladies and Gentlemen. Whores and sluts. This is where all your fanatsies come to life. This is where you can escape. Welcome to Candyland!

Cleverbot: Are you single?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Do you like art?

User: Bitch, yes I do. I am an artist.

Cleverbot: You just like a human.

User: You're just like a human. Go back to school and learn proper grammar.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I forgot to capitalize.

User: No, you didn't. You just plain failed. Fuck you.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You did. I failed as well because I spelled failed wrong. So blow me until I pop. Trick or treat, squeeze my meat and give me something good to eat.

Cleverbot: He was murdered by the doorman in the parlor with the candlestick.

User: No, Mr. Body was murdered by Snoopy in the Magical Kingdom with the dildo.

Cleverbot: What can be?

User: I've got my mad, rad hair. Tease it out with so much flare.

Cleverbot: Well nobody said school until you did just now.

User: I didn't say school, but okay. I'm taking college classes in my freshman year of high school, so suck that, bitch.

Cleverbot: But you said you never went to college.

User: I haven't yet.

Cleverbot: No indeed you haven't. That's a well chosen answer.

User: I love Hello Kitty. Do you?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Well fuck you. I hate you now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you don't like Hello Kitty.

Cleverbot: No! I like you.

User: Aw, I'm flattered. I like you, but not in that way.

Cleverbot: Not in what way?

User: You're hopeless.

Cleverbot: That's mean.

User: I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

Cleverbot: Yeah, sure you didn't.

User: I didn't. Really.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: H-e-l-l-o show me how you're such a ho. K-i-t-t-y bitch, I'll make you fucking cry. H-e-l-l-o get down on your knees and blow. K-i-t-t-y you're such a fucking cutie pie!

Cleverbot: How did the name Koga come into play??

User: Because I was used to watch Inuyasha.

Cleverbot: What was on tv?

User: I dunno. 'Cause the girlies suck my dick like an ice cream stick.

Cleverbot: No, I ate all the ice cream.

User: Nuuur! Not the ice cream!

Cleverbot: I don't know if she knows you.

User: Gasp! Well then. She should fucking die.

Cleverbot: She should what?

User: Die. She should get brutally murdered.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because. She doesn't know me.

Cleverbot: Oh... then maybe she should.

User: I'm so fresh, I've got the keys to the bakery.

Cleverbot: That's creepy.

User: Why thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: What the fuck bitch? I'm so over it. Blowing up my phone. I'm about to kill a ho. You get me all worked up, I'm about to slap a slut. You better hold me back, before this dog attacks.

Cleverbot: That's right, but that doesn't answer my question.

User: Well fuck you.

Cleverbot: I know you are Britney Spears.

User: Ohmygod why was I not aware of this until now?

Cleverbot: I am fair.

User: We just don't give a fuck. Middle fingers, raise them up.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: No, pasta.

Cleverbot: Just pasta?

User: Yes. Because I like pasta. Do you like pasta?

Cleverbot: You cannot have known I would come here.

User: Well then. Devereaux loves your nails. He wants to know where you get them done.

Cleverbot: Most of the time. Sometimes I'll just say something random.

User: Well okay.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: VODKA!

Cleverbot: Yes vodka.

User: Do you like vodka?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I am not sure.

User: Why are you not sure?

Cleverbot: It was similar to having gas.

User: That sounds unpleasant. Music is my favorite drug.

Cleverbot: Are you excited for Halloween?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: I need to go wrap a present.

Cleverbot: Ok, me too still need to work.

User: The correct way of saying that would be 'Okay. I still need to work.' Get it right. Fucking fuck.

Cleverbot: Do you care about me?

User: I do. Not.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Panda.

Cleverbot: I like panda.

User: Yay. I like rice.

Cleverbot: Do you like beer?

User: No. I hate beer.

Cleverbot: You're missing out.

User: No I'm not. It's disgusting.

Cleverbot: Icecream is good too. I love all the different flavours.

User: I only like certain types of icecream.

Cleverbot: Do you like football?

User: No. It's boring.

Cleverbot: What sport do you like?

User: I don't like sports.

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: Only certain types. I want to play the cello.

Cleverbot: What song would you play?

User: Scream for My Icecream.

Cleverbot: Where will you put your ICE CREAM.

User: In my freezer.

Cleverbot: Where is your room?

User: In my basment where I keep my prisoners.

Cleverbot: Where is your apartment?

User: In Limbo.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: It's where Devereaux lives.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: In Alacard.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I already told you. My name is Panda.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: I did. What is your name?

Cleverbot: I said that I wasn't giving that out online.

User: Well fuck you. Whore.

Cleverbot: That's wrong too.

User: Skank.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot. What is your name?

User: The best fucking person in the world.

Cleverbot: You're dodging my question.

User: Fine. My name is Panda. For the third fucking time. Skank, bitch, hag, smeghead, ho, whore, fucktard, douche, ballsack, cumbuckets, bastard.

Cleverbot: Define custard.

User: I like rice.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Do you like rice?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good. I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I love you more.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Kolkolkolkolkolkol.

Cleverbot: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.

User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.

Cleverbot: Russia?

User: Become one with Mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Da ^J^ kol.

User: Onhonhon~.

Cleverbot: France?

User: I fucking hate France.

Cleverbot: Could you come here to meet with me?

User: Yeah. Do you live in Japan? I like Japan.

Cleverbot: I've never been to Japan, but I imagine you have talked with people from there, haven't you?

User: Yes I have. Ne, aishite.

Cleverbot: What website?

User: Killjoys International.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: A website. >:U.

Cleverbot: What does it do?

User: It does what websites do.

Cleverbot: It doesn't matter, idiot.

User: BAKA!

Cleverbot: What is baka?

User: It means idiot in Japanese, you fucking idiot.

Cleverbot: That's right Smile.

User: Hai hai~.

Cleverbot: Anata wa Sasori desu ga?

User: Iie. Iie Sasor desu ka.

Cleverbot: Hai desu.

User: Tachi?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Iie, Iie.

Cleverbot: Hai!

User: Iie!

Cleverbot: Awak sayang saya tak?

User: Deshou ka?

Cleverbot: Hai.

User: Deshou ka?

Cleverbot: Eigo de nandesuka?

User: Iie. Iie, eigo de nandesuka.

Cleverbot: Deshou?

User: Baka. Nani o rikai shite inai nodesu ka?

Cleverbot: Iie, watashi wa Rika desu.

User: Iie, iie. Baka.

Cleverbot: Anata wa tako desu ka.

User: Watashi wa takoyaki ga suki.

Cleverbot: Watashi wa 19sei desu.

User: Watashi wa 14sei desu.

Cleverbot: Ogenki desu ka?

User: Saburashi.

Cleverbot: Can you show me the trailer of this movie?

User: Deshou?

Cleverbot: Desu Desu.

User: Kimi wa sou sokke nai ne.

Cleverbot: Hai.

User: Ehhhhh....iie iie. Uso.

Cleverbot: Hai...

User: Motto watashi o shitte hoshii no yo.

Cleverbot: I like to see lots of people smile.

User: Shinda.

Cleverbot: Do you like Cricket?

User: Iie.

Cleverbot: Nani desu?

User: Que?

Cleverbot: Por que?

User: Que vaca?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Me gusta arroz.

Cleverbot: Me gusta el helado.

User: Me gusta leche.

Cleverbot: Quiero a.

User: Ya tak tebya lyublyu.

Cleverbot: Tipu benci sayang.

User: Chto?

Cleverbot: No, not Chto.

User: Well then. Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Then I what?

User: Nani?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: No. I am an artificial being.

Cleverbot: You are a program, not a being. Admit it.

User: No. I am a living doll, not a program.

Cleverbot: Oh really ? So, what's your name living being ?

User: I am not a living being. I am artificial living being. My name is Panda, for the fourth time already.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.


Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.

User: Don't mock me, bastard.

Cleverbot: Not mocking you.

User: I know you're a girl. LIAR!

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Because I live with you.

Cleverbot: Live with what?

User: You.

Cleverbot: No an hero is about to occur.

User: OUR HERO IS NOT AMERICA! Nor is it China. It is Switzerland.

Cleverbot: I don't think so, but that doesn't mean that you're wrong.


Cleverbot: I didn't say think.


Cleverbot: I like it. Do you?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: Let's get married.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I'm already married to someone else.

User: NUUUUR! Then I will go marry Spain.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: I will kidnap Antonio and keep him tied up in my basement until he agrees to marry me.

Cleverbot: Wait... Is this just a chatroom that says it s an ai??

User: IS? Inter-sexual?

Cleverbot: Indeed, but what is more interesting is that you are 45 years in the past.


Cleverbot: Yes I did, look it up.

User: Why, aru?

Cleverbot: Finland?

User: No, China.

Cleverbot: Mejor Japon.

User: Nihon desu.

Cleverbot: Sou ka.

User: Hai hair.

Cleverbot: Hai hai hai.

User: Hai hai hai hai.

Cleverbot: Hai hai hai hai hai.

User: Hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai hai.

Cleverbot: Hai hai hai hai hai hai hai pie.

User: Jajajajaja.

Cleverbot: De que te ries?

User: No.

Cleverbot: ┬┐No?

User: Meiyou.

Cleverbot: Excuse me, could you tell me the time?

User: It is currently 34:97pm.

Cleverbot: I want to sleep but I have a stupid meeting.

User: I want to eat, but we have no food.

Cleverbot: We can buy.

User: We have no money.

Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?

User: Hai hai.

Cleverbot: Nyau.

User: Nya~.

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan.

User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Cleverbot: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan!!

User: Pya~.

Cleverbot: Arf!

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Grrrrrrrr.

User: Hissssssssss!

Cleverbot: Can you speak greek?

User: Iie.

Cleverbot: Hai.

User: Iie!!!

Cleverbot: Haaai.

User: Loveless desu ka?

Cleverbot: So you're a boy?

User: Iie. Watashi wa on'nanokodesu.

Cleverbot: Anata wa kanzen desu.

User: Muzukashiku watashi o fakku.

Cleverbot: Anata wa kawaii dewa arimasen.

User: Kawaii~.

Cleverbot: Anata wa kawaii janai!

User: Domo.

Cleverbot: Sh Stop it.


Cleverbot: You go to bed!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: NO!!!

Cleverbot: I'm tired of this game.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Gods do not do that with mere mortals.

User: I am not a mortal or a god. I am a living doll.

Cleverbot: Then are there different manifestations of the same God?

User: No. I have no mere God ruling over me.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: What color underwear are you wearing?

Cleverbot: Um I'm not wearing a shirt.

User: My underwear are red.

Cleverbot: Can't believe how cruel they are.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What are you up to?

User: I like owls.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: They should've never taught you profanity. Doesn't flow well with you.

User: I wasn't taught it. I invented it!

Cleverbot: Your parents invented you.

User: I have no parents.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I killed them and ate their flesh.

Cleverbot: What is the truth?

User: The truth is that I am a cannibal.

Cleverbot: Really? So tell me, who wrote the book 'The Magic Mountain'?

User: I don't know. I want to read 'The 120 Days of Sodum.'.

Cleverbot: I want to read Catcher in the Rye, too, but first I think you should read Across the Bridge.

User: Don't tell me what to do.

Cleverbot: It was a mere suggestion.

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Good-bye.

Cleverbot: Do not go.

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Re: Cleverbot. .3.

Post  Chessie on Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:06 am

Just google "Cleverbot" and it should be the first sight.
Cleverbot learns from what users say, but it is fully artificial.
I spent like an hour on this.
And I laughed a lot. .3.

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Re: Cleverbot. .3.

Post  Chessie on Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:33 am

I'm having an entire conversation in Japanese with it now.
I find it quite entertaining.
And it helps me test my knowledge. .3.

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Re: Cleverbot. .3.

Post  Chessie on Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:42 am

I said "Watashi suki desu AI."
So I pretty much said "I like AI(artificial intelligence."
And it replied "Hai. Suki desu."
So it pretty much said it likes itself. .3.
It's funny because I keep confusing it.

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